mira-of-sassgard:

tinsnip:

that moment when you realize you’ve read too much fanfiction and you legitimately cannot recall if that thing you want to reference is made-up or real

followed almost immediately by the moment that you realize that you just thought of a tv-show universe as real

I like the special bonus round when you can’t remember which fic something is from

(via dogmemory)

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

nemomynameforevermore:

GUYS I WAS AT THE LEAFS GAME WHEN THIS HAPPENED I WAS CRYING

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the-antidote-is-orgasm:

Regina Spektor - Back of a Truck

the mothers get whiskey

and the girlfriends get tongue

(via lyricsfromspektor)

greetingsfrommichael:

Johnny Flynn is an excellent British singer/songwriter. He just announced his third album will be released soon. Be sure to check out his music! 

http://www.johnny-flynn.com/?nosplash=true

what is breathing

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

(via carpesherlock)

franzis-frantic-thoughts:

fishingboatproceeds:

baptised-in-vodka:

Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.

Is it any good??

It’s okay.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘OKAY’, THAT BOOK WAS FUCKING PERFECT YOU UNCULTU-… oh…

(via dogmemory)

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justanovercastkid:

ierocookie:

machokeonmydick:

simplybluecandle:

hurtkid:

thisrisingtide:

Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good

thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK

holy shit

IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY

I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF

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mynondisneyplaylist:

Deliver Us | The Prince of Egypt OST

(via littlelionheartedqueen)