(Source: plethoraofchains, via lesmonstre)
my name is Natali and I'm probably supposed to study right now.
that moment when you realize you’ve read too much fanfiction and you legitimately cannot recall if that thing you want to reference is made-up or real
followed almost immediately by the moment that you realize that you just thought of a tv-show universe as real
I like the special bonus round when you can’t remember which fic something is from
(via dogmemory)
Regina Spektor - Back of a Truck
the mothers get whiskey
and the girlfriends get tongue
(via lyricsfromspektor)
Johnny Flynn is an excellent British singer/songwriter. He just announced his third album will be released soon. Be sure to check out his music!
what is breathing
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
(via carpesherlock)
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘OKAY’, THAT BOOK WAS FUCKING PERFECT YOU UNCULTU-… oh…
(via dogmemory)
Okay so I sped up The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy and help it’s really good
thIS IS GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK
holy shit
IM SO PUMPED UP RIGHT NOW IM GONNA KILL A GUY
I JUST RIPPED MY SHIRT OFF
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